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| So last quarter I saw Maurice Green, one-time world's fastest man, roaming the campus as I went to class and I sharded a little bit.
Today, I saw Allyson Felix, Joanna Hayes, and a couple other Olympic level athletes burning up the track (which I also happened to be running on at the SAME time!). Good thing there's a toilet next to the track! (wasn't just a simple shard =\).
And while all that happens, I see future Olympians meandering around campus and running at practice almost every day.
Nothing like bathing in Track and Field glory. <3 UCLA
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| I'm lovin it.
December 12,2006. 6:45AM. As I'm rudely awaken by my own ringtone alarm, I realize that in just 1hour and 15minutes, I have my first college final, Math 31B. Little do I know that Math 31B actually means "How to take it up the ass 176H" in collegiate language.
So I stroll into class ready to take yet another math test in math science world. I'll write down the dialogue here to give an exact account.
:The professor begins to hand out test:
:I quickly glance over the problems and realize that this test is somewhere near, around, adjacent to or in the vicinty of impossible:
Me: "Hahaha! You are surely very clever professor! This is clearly a joke! May I now have my real test?"
Professor: "Son, there's a vat of Vaseline up front for a specific reason. I suggest you get some before it runs out or this will hurt realllll bad."
Me: :: wimper ::
The rest is history! History 112A(History of Torturing Innocent Children and Their Souls from 1678-Present) to be exact.
Well I think it's safe to say that I once thought math was enjoyable, until it became a synonym for "violent butt molesting."
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Keep up the good work Booty.
UCLA 13
USC 9
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